i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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