check it out our google latitudes are spooning
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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