My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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