Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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