why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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