She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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