well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
dude. I can hear the air.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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