Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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