she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
this hospital has no fireball
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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