I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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