You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
