after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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