Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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