Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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