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(619): View more from California

I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal

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(864): View more from South Carolina

idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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(614): View more from Ohio

ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund

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(513): View more from Ohio

the room spins SO much faster in panama

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?

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(925): View more from California

I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches

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(845): View more from New York

I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead

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