I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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