Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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