youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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