Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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