he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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