I want to have your abortion
Buhtt sex?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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