I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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