I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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