I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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