my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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