hell yes lets make some ravioli
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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