Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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