I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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