I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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