That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Come on in and take your pants off
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