apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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