We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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