At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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