Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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