4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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