Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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