I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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