Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I'm getting married
To pizza
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize