We're like a lot better than the average bears
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just had sex on a roof
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Randomize