Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had to cum in my sink.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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