I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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