we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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