Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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