Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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