Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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