This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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