i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you had me at cake vodka
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.