Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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