just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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