can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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