Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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