I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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