She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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