And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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