? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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