Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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