Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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