idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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