Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
