She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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