Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You were trust falling into bushes
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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