***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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